So this guy walks into a barn and says "damn, i ruined the joke!"
An inn in an RPG just before the player leaves town for the wilderness called "The Outward Inn."
Bite me.
Sleazy Tolkien reference: 'ho-bits.
A feminist conspiracy: The Shecret World
Why did the chicken cross the road? Proselytism.
What came first, the shanking or the beg?
Power-core-rupts the countryside.
Vampire joke: sucks to be you.
Technology tried duplicating nature but it just couldn't calculator.
Never cross a priest - it's copyright infringement.
What do you call poetry written on a submarine? Subversive literature.
You can shake nuns' habits and get priests hot under the collar but no matter how much you dick around with eunuchs you can't get a rise out of them.
Affirmative action: promotin' equality.
How do you find quest-starting rumors in an RPG? Inntuition.
Why don't them lower classes ever get smart? They lack intuition.
Cart rubble - there's a joke in there somewhere, i know it
Punny, punny stuff.
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